May 21, 2009
Happy 26th birthday, Moogerstein!!!!!!! My present to you is the fact that I posted something on the forgotten blog. You’re welcome. If someecards wasn’t blocked at work I’d post a really funny card about how you’re and anti-social, awkward, OCD Jewish Lady. But, instead, here are my top three memories of you…that I can remember: 1. When we lived together, the two weeks you closed all the blinds and didn’t leave the house, and I’d come home every night to find you passd out on the couch 2. Shoveling show with me with golf clubs 3. Guacamole night!

Happy 26th birthday, Moogerstein!!!!!!!

My present to you is the fact that I posted something on the forgotten blog. You’re welcome.

If someecards wasn’t blocked at work I’d post a really funny card about how you’re and anti-social, awkward, OCD Jewish Lady. But, instead, here are my top three memories of you…that I can remember:

1. When we lived together, the two weeks you closed all the blinds and didn’t leave the house, and I’d come home every night to find you passd out on the couch

2. Shoveling show with me with golf clubs

3. Guacamole night!

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January 9, 2009
Happy 25th* birthday, Bobbykins!!!!!!! My present to you is the fact that I posted something on the forgotten blog. You’re welcome. * age changed at poster’s discretion to entice all the hot, recent college grad girls reading this and now wanting to date you

Happy 25th* birthday, Bobbykins!!!!!!!

My present to you is the fact that I posted something on the forgotten blog. You’re welcome.

* age changed at poster’s discretion to entice all the hot, recent college grad girls reading this and now wanting to date you

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December 2, 2008
Bad Bunny

A counter to the helpful, letter-opening (aka lame) bunny. Too bad the video says Easter Bunny, not Tech Bunny. Otherwise this badass one would totally be my mascot.

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November 27, 2008
Bunny Letter Opener
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November 21, 2008
I have a date tonight. I’m excited. Except I have suspicions that the guy is a Mormon. If you don’t hear from my next week, it means I’ve been brainwashed and moved to Utah with a polygamist sect. Keep it real.

I have a date tonight. I’m excited. Except I have suspicions that the guy is a Mormon.

If you don’t hear from my next week, it means I’ve been brainwashed and moved to Utah with a polygamist sect. Keep it real.

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November 19, 2008
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November 14, 2008

Retarded Comment Of The Month

  • Raciststeinberg: if you think about it, though, a white guy with tons of freckles is as close to a black guy as possible if all the freckles just spread out a bit, it would be almost like dark skin
  • Bobby: that's the most retarded comment I've heard all month
  • Raciststeinberg: haha, i thought so. so how many slutty girls are you banging in boston
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November 12, 2008

Story of my life…

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October 24, 2008
Umm… Paul Reiser??? Take your pick between any of the above four people as someone famous you much more closely resemble. Probably a hybrid of all of them. (For the record - I primarily threw in Russell Crowe because you’re so damn excited that people mistook you for him. But I guess I can see a little bit of the similarity.) And yes, we’ll call this Bobby’s Ego Boost Day.

Umm… Paul Reiser???

Take your pick between any of the above four people as someone famous you much more closely resemble. Probably a hybrid of all of them. (For the record - I primarily threw in Russell Crowe because you’re so damn excited that people mistook you for him. But I guess I can see a little bit of the similarity.)

And yes, we’ll call this Bobby’s Ego Boost Day.

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October 21, 2008
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