Inside the brains of two TeCh cOnSuLtAnTs: Archive

May 21st

Jan 9th

Bad Bunny →

A counter to the helpful, letter-opening (aka lame) bunny. Too bad the video says Easter Bunny, not Tech Bunny. Otherwise this badass one would totally be my mascot.

Dec 2nd

Bunny Letter Opener →

Nov 28th

Nov 21st

Watch

Nov 19th

Retarded Comment Of The Month

Raciststeinberg: if you think about it, though, a white guy with tons of freckles is as close to a black guy as possible if all the freckles just spread out a bit, it would be almost like dark skin
Bobby: that's the most retarded comment I've heard all month
Raciststeinberg: haha, i thought so. so how many slutty girls are you banging in boston

Nov 14th

Nov 12th

Oct 24th

CL Ad - please forward to friends →

Oct 21st

What the hell...

… is a four-legged ghost? Like are we channeling Yoda? (Tear.) Or is this something dirty?

Oct 21st

Oct 20th

You Gimp →

Oct 20th

Oct 10th

Date Without Speaking - perfect for Mooger →

Found something perfect for you…look it up on Craigslist and I’ll come along with you. It will be fun.

Oct 7th

My mothership

I have spent $495 at JCrew over the last month. #1. Should I or should I not be embarrassed? #2. Should I or should I not break down and get a JCrew credit card? Among other slightly less cool and exotic things, it means that I get a $25 coupon for every $500 spent. That’s like 5% off of EVERYTHING. Oooooh.

Oct 6th

Oct 5th

meeyahmee

Socially Awkward: are you in meeyahmee?
Me: Yesie
Socially Awkward: so did you wax first? or was this trip too spontaneous
Me: no time to wax
Socially Awkward: ohmyg od
Socially Awkward: has everyone been averting their eyes
Me: no...i just tell them I have money

Oct 3rd

Halloween costume?

Being the Metro system with four other people… kinda original/funny or really lame? (Dress all in white. Thick red/orange/blue/yellow/green ribbon pinned to clothes, running from hand, up arm, across torso, down leg. Black and white circles every 12 inches or so as “stops.” Then all stand together and contort into the actual shape of the Metro map, if really want to drive the...

Oct 2nd

Sep 30th

Reason #273 why I will never get married...

I made a fortune teller today. (Though, to clarify, it was actually my coworker who constructed the thing after it had come up in a conversation, since I don’t know how. I’m not origami-inclined. Or else I wasn’t cool enough in 7th grade to have learned the fine art of note-folding and fortune-teller making from friends.) In an effort to be obnoxious, I didn’t write simple...

Sep 30th

Sep 29th

Sep 28th

I am dumb (part 2).

Also… I need a Dummies Guide to the Banking Crisis. I’m not sure I understand what’s going on. Tell me if this is the correct elementary-school-level of understanding: Banks lent out tons of money on mortgages that people couldn’t actually pay for. So when people couldn’t actually afford the houses, they defaulted on the loans and basically aren’t going to have...

Sep 26th

I am dumb.

I don’t like this thing because I can’t tell when a new comment has been posted. Do I have to try to mentally keep track of how many comments were posted the last time I checked? Or is the Comments link bolded or something, and I just haven’t noticed? Enlighten me, oh guru of online existence.

Sep 26th

Sep 25th

Should Have Known

My new iPhone App, is my cupid And the results…

Sep 25th

Question of the day (Sep 25 version)

Does anyone besides me/you/other tech dorks understand what I mean when I use <> in a Gtalk conversation? Ex: “um i believe 25 <> middle-aged, thank you very much” Is that gibberish to most or commonly recognized?

Sep 25th

Parkside!

Good news my fav friend! I’ll be gracing the city of Bethesda with my presence this weekend. Starting off with a party in Parksideon Firday, and then over to Blackfinn! That’s right. What are you doing this weekend? Let me guess - reeses cups, a warm glass of milk, the office on DVR, and a crossword puzzle? How about you and your friends dress slutty and head to your favorite dive bars (Rumors...

Sep 24th

Important issue in these times of crisis

Detouring from the picture/video/mocking posts for a question of the day: Is it weird to be on the same pee schedule as a random woman at work? Or is it weird(er) that I noticed this phenomenon occurring? On a related note, twenty bucks says you’re now worried that I’m going to be my typically socially-awkward self and make some comment about how odd it is to keep running into her,...

Sep 24th

Watch

Eat your heart out people!!!!! The person laughing and talking in the background in my Mom….I promise.

Sep 24th

Watch

By the way, if we haven’t called a truce and you are going to continue trying to mock and embarrass me, you’re going to have to try harder than you have been. Such as finding combination humorous/humiliating videos like this one. For the record, there actually was some techno music playing on a beach down below, so the dancing wasn’t completely arbitrary. Although I still...

Sep 24th

Sep 23rd

Comments

I ENABLED comments so I can deflate every bogus post you write. Check it out

Sep 23rd

Moogersteinberg: bobert
Me: what up slut
Moogersteinberg: do you know of any places that do salsa dancing on a satsurday night?
Me: haha
Moogersteinberg: hahaha. slut. i wish
Me: yeah I know lots of places

Sep 23rd