Reason #273 why I will never get married…
I made a fortune teller today. (Though, to clarify, it was actually my coworker who constructed the thing after it had come up in a conversation, since I don’t know how. I’m not origami-inclined. Or else I wasn’t cool enough in 7th grade to have learned the fine art of note-folding and fortune-teller making from friends.) In an effort to be obnoxious, I didn’t write simple colors and numbers like red, blue, 2, 5, etc. I chose colors like “fluorescent yellow” and “anaranjado” (nice and long and, on some occasions, in a foreign language) so it would take forever to flip the pieces back and forth and numbers like 3!, log(2)16, and 00100010 just to test the old-school math knowledge.
And I am amused when my two coworkers roll their eyes at the choices.
So when I find the person who also finds this antic slightly funny in a sort of lame way (but not a DnD/computer geek way), then he’ll be my soul mate.
Which means I’ll be joining a convent.
3 years ago